So what do you get when you shell out $50,000 for a bite of
lunch? Well, after last week we all know the answer to that one. You get Mitt
Romney. And it really is very, very hard to get your head around the idea of
shelling out fifty grand to watch a human version of a fence post drone out his
nasty vision of how the world should really be. I very much doubt if many of
the diners that day coughed up with any great enthusiasm. Romney would struggle
to get enthusiastic about himself!
There is an accepted wisdom that we live in
an era where enough cash in an offshore account makes absolutely anything
possible. As in anything. You can have a yacht the size of a navy frigate
complete with a troupe of top end hookers, hire by the hour celebs at your
parties and hire by the favour politicians at your beck and call. You want to
win the Champion’s League? Sure. Why not? It might take you ten years, but
you’ll have it in the end. We are all the playthings of the super rich. We
dance to their tune. We do as they bid. We are the new serfs.
And yet Mitt Romney has gone a long way to questioning this
perceived wisdom. Over the last few years he has shelled out fifty million
bucks of his own cash to try and make people like him. And nobody likes him.
And when we all got the chance to listen in on the sage words that were only
supposed to be heard by those who had stumped up for their $50,000 lunch, it is
easy to see why nobody likes him.
This was Mitt without the airbrushing. This was Mitt the
chosen one of the 1% laying out his credentials. I’m your guy. I will maintain
the new status quo. Never mind what I say when I talk with all those plebs out
there. That’s just bullshit. You know that’s all bullshit. Don’t for Christ’s
sake let it put you off. You see guys, I need to tell them what they want to
hear else they won’t vote for me. It's not rocket science. But don’t get alarmed.
Now we are safely behind closed doors, you can pay up your fifty large and get
it from the horse’s mouth. I mean these people! Look at them. 47% of our fellow citizens are nothing more than scroungers who have no interest in doing a day’s
work. Oh no sireee! They want to get their grubby hands on your money… my money
.. our money! Well that ain’t about to happen on my watch. No way Hose.
And the truly sickening thing is that these guys, despite
seeming like the worst of twats, basically run rings around us. They now have
north of $13 trillion stashed away in their off shore accounts, every penny of
it blissfully tax free. They meet up at their $50,000 lunches and compare
notes. They mutually appreciate each other and rubber stamp the fact that they
are the new supermen. And why should a superman have to pay any tax? Well of
course he shouldn’t. Poxy things like roads and cops and schools and hospitals
are not for them to worry about. And why should they be? Philip Green and Lewis
Hamilton and Bono and Roman Abramovich shouldn’t have to worry themselves over paying
for the nuts and bolts of the places where they live. They are after all the
special ones. It is for us, the plebs, to cough up and pay all the boring
bills. They are mutually convinced of their divine right to stuff their
offshore accounts until they can be stuffed no more.
Lat week Mitt smiled his all American smile and told us what
a great guy he is because last year he gave up 14% of the 13 million bucks he
had earned in the form of tax. I mean, who could fail to warm to the guy. 14%!
What a complete and utter dude. It is the kind of public spirited generosity
that makes Mother Theresa look like the worst kind of Scrooge. And of course we
have had some of this stuff on this side of the pond. A few years ago Prince
Charles marshalled his people and with great ceremony told us that he had also
paid 14% tax on an income of 15 million. You could just tell from the way the
message was delivered that he really expected all of us to doff our caps and
swear our eternal allegiance to the Crown. Of course the PR types never
actually said the figure 14% out loud. Well obviously not. No, they shouted
from the rooftops that the gallant Prince had forked out £2,100,000 in tax and
only in the smallest of small print did they mention the fact that he had
earned £15,000,0000. It was left to us to get out our calculators to do the
maths. It would be nice if our newspapers took some time to consider this. We
pay our tax and the Government hands over £15,000,000 to Prince Charles to fly
the flag and be an all round good egg. Now, were he to be on the payroll and
subject to PAYE, then about £7,000,000 would come straight back in the form of
income tax. But that wouldn’t be on at all. How on earth could the poor lad get
by on a mere eight million a year? Ridiculous. And how could he possibly hold
his head up high at the polo? Well he couldn’t. Obviously he couldn’t. Only
plebs pay PAYE and we couldn’t have the heir to the throne going round looking
like a pleb, could we? God forbid.
The extra-ordinary thing is that we seem more than happy to
allow the 1% to rob us blind and keep every penny with barely a murmour. Every
year we earn less and find life harder and harder. Every year the 1% at the top
earn more and more and salt their treasure away in havens from Monaco to Grand Cayman via the shiny towers of
the City of London .
Do we riot? Do we take to the streets? Do we down tools and say sod off the lot
of you, enough is enough? Of course we don’t. We just go along with it. We do
as we’re told. We doff our caps. We get ripped blind every day of our lives and
shrug our shoulders.
They have a nice description of how this remarkable feat is
achieved in America .
For two hundred years Republican politicians have mastered the art of getting
very, very poor people to get very, very mad; mad enough to take to the streets
and riot to enshrine the right of very, very rich people to pay no tax.
Yeah, it’s mind boggling. And good old Mitt is merely the
latest chosen one to keep the road to the gleaming vaults of Grand
Cayman open for traffic.
Are we any better? Of course we’re not. It only takes a
glance at the front pages from any day to see where the land lies. Do we get to
hear about the £50 billion a year of dodged tax? A little. A very little. Do we
get to hear about the £1 billion a year of dodgy benefits paid out? Oh yeah.
Day after day after day. Is it really too big a stretch to wonder whether we
are being brainwashed to blame it all on the poor? The undeserving poor? The
single mums on forty a day with widescreen TVs and fridges filled with Blue Wicked
and freezers full of pizza. The work shy youth who spend their days on the Xbox
in a fug of dope. The scheming immigrants hell bent on taking the country for
all they can get.
It has become tried and trusted. The 1% have perfected the
art of making complete and utter mugs of us all. They buy up the media and
plaster the front page with tales work shy scroungers. Mitt had the lower
orders very carefully measured. 47%. Almost half. People on the take. The
spongers. The worthless.
And you really have to take your hat of to them. How many
times do we hear the $13 trillion they have stashed away discussed at the pub
or the works canteen or at the counter of the Spar shop. Almost never. Instead
we rage about the story of the single mum of seven who goes to Benidorm twice a
year. No wonder Mitt was so comfortable
in laying out his plans to keep half of his fellow citizens very firmly in
their place.
Last week I had a pretty good example of how this all
pervading hate the poor mentality plays out on the ground. A young lad came in
for a food parcel. He was very much one of the mouse-like. I guess he must have
been about twenty. Maybe twenty one. He was so nervous he could hardly speak.
There was something very broken about him as he passed over the slip of paper
that entitled him to a carrier bag containing three days worth of grub. We see
more and more of this. Embarrassed. Ashamed. Confused. Unerringly polite.
Uncomprehending. Shattered.
Could possibly advise him? I said I could try. And in a
quiet, quiet voice he told his story. When he left school at eighteen he got
himself a job and a flat. And for a while everything had been fine. But he had
obviously been too shy and too quiet. He wasn’t made for the laddish culture of
the workplace and soon he was an easy mark for the in-house bullies. In the end
the bullies had their way and drove him out. He was sure that his employer had
explained this to in the letter he took to the Job Centre. And maybe the
employer had indeed put it down in black and white. But nobody at Job Centre
Plus was interested in the fine print. They are hard wired to assume that every
person through their door is a wannabe scrounger. And so they marked up his
case as ‘intentionally unemployed’. As in worthless, work-shy, scrounger. As in
a classic example of Mitt’s 47%. As in every day’s Daily Express front page.
They didn’t bother to explain that this decision meant that his Housing Benefit
was stopped straight away. The first he knew of this was a letter from his
landlord giving him his notice of eviction. By the time he got his day in court, the
Job Centre had grudgingly admitted that they had got it wrong and put him on
Jobseeker’s Allowance and that had triggered a resumption of his Housing
Benefit. Not that they backdated anything. Which meant that he found himself
£600 in arrears with his landlord.
So here was what the Sheriff was presented with. The lad had
been in his flat for three years and never had he once been late with his rent.
Then he was forced to leave his job due to systematic bullying. Then the Job
Centre screwed up and stopped all his claims. Then they admitted their mistake
and re-instated all his benefits, but not before their mistake had racked up
£600 of rent arrears.
Basically the facts are pretty open and shut. The lad had
done nothing wrong. In fact all the way through the sorry tale he had been
wronged himself. He had offered to pay of the arrears at a fiver a week. Oh the
Daily Express would love that figure. A fiver a week! Why the worthless,
scrounging swine! They would certainly not consider the fact that a fiver a week
for my man is the equivalent to £50 a week for someone earning £25,000 a year.
Well, the Sheriff was clearly a Daily Express man. A Mitt Romney man. He was
having none of it. Evict the worthless swine! Who cares that none of it was his
fault. Who cares that his rent is now being paid in full. None of that matters.
We are all hard wired to distrust anyone who is poor. The Sheriff certainly
was. He ignored the facts in front of him and decided to smell a rat instead.
The Express would no doubt wonder why such a lad should have his rent paid at
all. At least the tax payer has now been relieved of that burden by the Sheriff
playing hardball.
Well sorry guys, it doesn’t work like that. Sure we have all
saved £240 a month of housing benefit. But if the lad fails in his appeal, he
will have no choice but to present himself to the local Homeless Department.
And a room will indeed be found for him. And this will cost us all £900 a
month. And this particularly vulnerable lad will be parachuted into the company
of a variety of drug addicts and alcoholics and petty criminals. And in all
likelihood he will have some sort of a nervous breakdown at which point the NHS
will spend thousands on trying to fix him.
The whole thing is complete and utter stupidity which will
cost us all a fortune and probably fracture yet another young life for good. This
is the place where the 1% who call the shots have delivered us all to. A state
of mind where we are taught to instinctively distrust anyone who is unlucky
enough to not have much. We are told that the way to a brighter future is to come
down on them like a tonne of bricks. To play hardball. To let them know their
place.
And the more time we devote to hating and distrusting the
poor, the less time we will spend wondering how less than 100,000 people have
managed to rob us blind and stash away £13 trillion in their off shore
accounts. No wonder they consider $50,000 to listen to Mitt Romney droning on
to be a worthwhile investment.
What utter mugs we all are.
Mark how true this all is and how terribly frustrating. What can we do? We need a revolution.
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