I guess my faith in the honesty and decency of the British State has been
slowly crumbling away for most of my adult life until I have reached a point
where there is barely a shred left. When did it start? Dusty memories of Bloody
Sunday? Piles of rubbish in the streets when we were told that everything was
fine and dandy? Driving around Europe in the
summer of 81 to find posters of Bobby Sands on every wall? Witnessing the
North, my North, become a police state during the Miner’s Strike? The cynical,
brutal Hillsborough cover up?
Markers on a road to disillusionment and cynicism.
Then the bumbling State joined forces with a bunch of puffed
up scientists desperate to get their faces on the tele, and between them they saw
off two businesses of mine care of the BSE and Mad Cow fiascos.
I became an author and a frontline charity worker and duly found
myself drawn into ever darker corners. Sometimes researching novels took me
into the places you really don’t particularly want to go. Sometimes it was the
stories that would come in through the front door of the First Base Agency. If
you want a close up view of the pitch black deeds of those to pull the strings
for Great Britain Plc, then you can do worse than get a visa to visit the world
of heroin. Many foot soldiers who become embroiled in the State’s power games ultimately seek
solace in the memory killing embrace of opiates.
It all leaves a mark. A stain. And at times I seriously
wonder if I am morphing into one of those wild eyed conspiracy nuts who wave
their banners with such frantic desperation. God forbid.
Then I’ll read a Le Carre book or listen to John Pilger and
I figure that most of my faculties are probably in place after all.
After seeing so many lies and cover ups, many at first hand,
it becomes almost impossible to take anything at face value: impossible not to
sense some kind of permanent hidden agenda.
Tony Blair told us that Iraq presents a clear and present
danger to our very way of life. Then he stepped down and lo and behold he is
now suddenly trousering £10 million a year care of non-exec directorships from a
variety of American Corporations. The worst of it is how ‘in your face’ the
whole thing was. Let’s face it, Blair does little to hide the extent of his pay off.
But why should I be surprised about that? The State is never less than brazen
in its corruption. There were 50,000 of us who saw the truth of what happened
at Hillsborough with our very own eyes. Did that make any difference? Nope.
Collusion between police, government and media shut us all down for twenty
three years – long enough for knighthoods, retirements and final salary
pensions running to hundreds of thousands a year.
So on and on it goes. My mate Tommy Sheridan started to
become too much of a nuisance. No problem. A call was made to those ever helpful chaps
at the News of the World and a couple of years later he was residing in HM
Barlinnie at her Majesty’s pleasure. Liam Fox seemed a little too keen to dig
into the damning details of some of those multi billion defence deals. Can’t
be having that can we? Another call to pals in the tabloids and he was hustled
back to the back benches pretty damn quick.
These days we have to jump through a ludicrous number of
hoops to open a bank account because of anti money laundering legislation and
the War on Drugs. And yet a blind eye was turned for years when HSBC took care
of $8 billion for the Mexican Cartels. Surprise, surprise.
Even when the full extent of HSBC’s relationship with the
drug cartels was revealed, our leaders still continued to peddle the usual nonsense about
our wonderful British values and playing every ball with a straight bat. Aye
right. The HSBC case made it crystal clear that the City of London is ready and eager to wash, dry and
iron the dirtiest money on the planet.
And so the gravy train trundles seamlessly along its well
worn tracks. From public school to Oxbridge to Parliament or the City. Deals in
wood panelled clubs and knighthoods and MBE’s and jolly days out at Epson and
Lords and Wimbledon .
Last week William Hague successfully threw Britain ’s weight around in Brussels
and managed to force the arms sanctions to Syria to be dropped. He told us all
about the human catastrophe that is playing out. Fair enough. 80,000 people or
so have been killed. So what is the British solution? Let’s give them more arms
so they can do even more killing. Like some American politician said, it seems
like British policy in Syria
is to help create a level killing field.
Why?
Why is her Majesty’s Foreign Secretary so keen to tip petrol
on a Syrian fire that is already burning perfectly well?
I guess the first answer is the obvious one. The usual one.
No doubt the arms we will send will be very expensive toys indeed. Nice business for
the Defence Industry which is always more than happy to reward those who throw
a bit of business their way. Best of all, there will be no need to come up with
a cock and bull story for those pesky busybodies on the Pubic Accounts
Committee. Why? Well this is the good bit. On this occasion there is no need
for the British Tax payer to cough up the cash to line the pockets of the
Defence Industry. Oh no. Those good old chaps from Saudi Arabia will be settling all
the accounts. It is sweet deal for one and all. The money will be wired into
the City and lots of good old boys in the banks will get a slice of the pie. Then the money
will be wired over to various purveyors of the very finest killing and maiming
equipment Britain
can produce and a few more decent chaps will be able to cash in their share
options. And a year of two down the tracks, the civil servants and politicians
who got rid of those pesky EU sanctions will get their non-exec directorships as a
reward for all their efforts in Brussels .
Nice work if you can get it: three days of work a year for a couple of hundred
grand and golf every day.
And on the streets of Aleppo
and Homs, young
kids will start out on a life without limbs. It’s gin and tonic at the Opera
from the good old boys who shared a dorm at Harrow and amputation without
anaesthetic for the street kids of Homs .
And yet it is hard to wonder if this particular grubby deed
maybe goes a little further than the usual corruption. Maybe this is what
defeat looks like.
Over the last few years we have given up the habits of our
history and done something that we have always avoided in the past: we have
picked a fight with Sunni Muslims. This is not our usual way. For hundreds of
years we have gone out of our way to be best mates with the Sunni world.
This probably dates back to one our very greatest cock ups –
the Indian Mutiny of 1857. Interestingly enough, this particular catastrophe
started off with some all too familiar corruption. Rifle bullets in those days
used to be wrapped in oiled paper to keep the metal safe from the humidity and
dust of the sub-continent. Some bright young thing in an arms factory came up
with a cunning plan to enhance the bottom line. Instead of using expensive oil
to grease the paper, he decided to use much cheaper tallow fat. No doubt a few
palms were greased and soon all the rifles in the Indian Army were to be fed by
bullets wrapped in the new tallow soaked paper.
But there was a hitch.
The majority of Indian soldiers in the ranks were Muslims
and before using any bullet a soldier needed to bite off the paper coating with
their teeth. Not surprisingly the soldiers were not at all keen to put paper
soaked in pig fat in their mouths, for to have done so would have damned them
to eternal hell.
So they said we’re not doing that.
And we said if you don’t do it we’ll shoot you.
And they still refused to do it and we shot them.
Not surprisingly, they were seriously pissed off by this and
they duly mutinied. It all got pretty grim for a while, particularly in Lucknow where British
women and children died in horrific circumstances. The British press had a
field day. Few things were more guaranteed to get the Victorian gander up than
stories of Christian women dying badly at the hands of savage heathens with
brown skin. It was decided that we needed to each them a lesson they would not forget
in a hurry.
Well, we taught them a lesson all right. In the ten years that
followed the Mutiny, we undertook our very own Holocaust which accounted for ten
million deaths – double what Hitler managed to achieve less than a hundred
years later. I suppose those of us at Hillsborough should not be all that
surprised that a successful cover up of 96 deaths was possible. Just like the
people of Derry should hardly be astonished that the execution of 13 civilians
was buried deep in the bowels of Whitehall .
Any country that has the experience of covering up a revenge killing spree that
ran to ten million is hardly going to be phased by putting a lid on a mere 96
deaths: or a mere 13.
However, once we had wound up our ten year long
genocide, we embarked on a new policy of playing nice with the world of Sunni Muslims.
To start with, this cosy new relationship was handy in helping us to carry out
our favoured ‘divide and rule’ policy in our Indian ‘Jewel in the Crown’. We
filled up our armies with Sunni Muslim warriors from the wild country around
the North West Frontier and used them as ferocious in-house mercenaries. They
did our dirty work across the length and breadth of the Empire.
Once the Empire days were finally over, we kept our old ties
going. By this stage our old pals from the Khyber Pass
had become the Muhajadeen and the Pakistani Intelligence Forces. They both
hated the Soviets who had invaded Afghanistan with a cold, murderous
fury and so did we. Our interests were nicely in line. So we gave them weapons
and they used them to kill Bolsheviks on our behalf.
Lawrence of Arabia gave us a template to follow in terms of
playing nice with the wild eyed characters who ruled the roost in the deserts
of the Middle East . So when these same guys
all of a sudden became the richest guys on planet earth, we were first in line
to be their best pal. For years we have sold them the very best of weaponry,
sent along the SAS to train their soldiers and opened up the doors of the City
to look after all their lovely cash. We have also done our best to keep their
nasty habits - like stoning adulterous women to death - as far from public view as
possible.
All good stuff. Good for the defence industry. Good for the
City boys. And good for politicians and civil servants on the make.
And then for the first time in a century and a half, we
suddenly changed tack. In the wake of 9/11, we became the tail wagged by the
American dog and we duly turned on our old pals. Those scary guys from the
wilds of the North West Frontier suddenly were no longer on our side. They were
no longer firing our bullets at our enemies. Instead, they started firing our
bullets at us, and our other Sunni pals in the Middle East
were less than amused. What the hell were we playing at! And then to cap it all,
we got wagged again by our trans-Atlantic dog and joined in a crusade against
one of the Sunni’s pin up boys, Saddam Hussein.
Well, our change of policy hasn’t exactly worked out all
that well. All of a sudden the Russians and the Chinese seem to be getting all
the new arms contracts and the good old boys in the City are wondering where
all the Arab oil money has gone.
Worse than that, our old allies have pretty well given us a
proper kicking. We ducked out of Iraq
with our tails between our legs and now we are gearing up to do a similarly
undignified bunk from Afghanistan .
All of which makes me wonder if William Hague was last week
playing the front man for a return to business as usual. A nice big gesture to
please our old pals in the deserts of Arabia and the mountains of the Hindu Kush . We’re back in your camp lads. Sorry we lost
the plot for a while. No idea what happened there. But it’s all over now. So
let’s see. You need a few guns to kill a few nasty Shia types over there in Syria . Not a
problemo. We have guns a plenty. And just leave it to us to square all those
limp wristed peace loving types in Brussels .
By the way. Maybe we could ask a small favour. Well. Yes. As
well as borrowing £120 million a day at 2%.
Here’s the thing. We will be popping off from our base at Camp Bastion
soon, and to be honest, we have rather a lot of expensive kit to ship out.
Would you mind awfully? Just a quick word on our behalf to our old muckers in Waziristan ? Ask them to maybe ease off a tad whilst we
get on with our packing? And you can rest assured that we are very much back in
the fold. Absolutely. Super. Now. A little dickie bird tells me you are flying
into London
next month. Well, you must absolutely come along for a spot of shooting old
chap. Remember Muggsy? That’s right? He was in the year below us. With Barclays
now. Jolly good sort, old Muggsy. Well he gave me a number for these two
Ukrainian girls……..
And in a few month’s time, kids on the streets of Homs will make like
colanders care of good old British made cluster bombs.
Business as usual
Maybe this is what a very British defeat looks like.
Masterly as ever, Mark. I wish you'd been my history teacher.
ReplyDeleteWow. Thanks for that Jan. I was particularly lucky with my History teacher. He was wildly eccentric and talked about just about anything that wasn't in the syllabus! Funnily enough I have learnt plenty of history in the process of writing these blogs. I kind of half know something and therefore have to research it to get the real facts. From many months spent in India as part of a hippy youth I had heard whispers that we had killed an awful lot of people in reprisals after the Mutiny. Until yesterday I had no clue that it was in fact ten million. It left me feeling pretty harrowed to be honest.
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