MARK FRANKLAND

I wear two hats when I write this blog of mine. First and foremost, I manage a small charity in a small Scottish town called Dumfries. Ours is a front door that opens onto the darker corners of the crumbling world that is Britain 2015. We hand out 5000 emergency food parcels a year in a town that is home to 50,000 souls. Then, as you can see from all of the book covers above, I am also a thriller writer. If you enjoy the blog, you might just enjoy the books. The link below takes you to the whole library in the Kindle store. They can be had for a couple of quid each.

Monday, September 18, 2017

THE LAST COLONIAL WAR - CHAPTER TWO


PART ONE

THE BACK STORIES

CHAPTER TWO

THE MAN FROM THE BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS

You know I told you how my life went pretty crazy? Well here's how crazy. I had my row with the publishers and finally I got them to sign off on the idea of starting out with the back stories of the men and women who made all the difference. I wanted to know about the moments in their lives which shaped their views. What made them choose a side? What made them resolve to make a stand? After thinking about it for a while, I decided as good a way as any would be to go through things chronologically.

And all of a sudden my publishers had a very major change of heart. By now I had Brad as my nominated 'contact officer'. Yeah. Really. 'Contact officer.' For goodness sake. He had a carefully cultivated world weary air when he waved me to the visitor's area of his office. Coffee, Sam? Yes, please. A biscuit? Anything to eat? No thank you. Coffee is fine.

He sat down carefully making sure the creases in his trousers continued to fall in the correct directions. He speed read some notes on his tablet and then eased a well-practiced smile into place.

So. Sam. We're kicking off with the back stories, right? Oldest first?”

We are. I am.”

Cool. How can I help?”

I sipped my coffee and tried to come up with some assertiveness to go with my efforts at power dressing.

Well, I will need to do some traveling. And I was wondering if there might be a budget for this kind of thing?"

Well, this certainly put a few folds across his tanned forehead. He laid the tablet down and ran his fingers through a mane of carefully groomed hair.

Ah. Right. Expenses. I see. Well. Maybe if you could give me a flavour of what you have in mind, Sam....."

So I did. And it didn't take very long at all for the creases to vanish. Very soon his expensive teeth were lighting up the room. Now it was all about of course, of course. Nothing was a problem. Everything was possible. And did I need any help with the arrangements?

No. I think I have everything covered Brad. Just the airfare and a couple of nights in a hotel......”

.... and taxis and meals and other out of pocket stuff. Just bring me the receipts. Bloody hell Sam, this really is excellent. Remember to bring me photos. Lots of photos. Perfect pre-publicity. Are you OK to do a couple of interviews? Radio probably. Get the public appetite whetted?"

I said I was. He asked when I wanted to go. I said it was all fixed. Next Tuesday. He told me to leave it to him. All of it.

A few days later I arrived at the Delta check in desk at Heathrow and told them I had a ticket to Washington waiting for me. The walking lipstick advert behind the reception desk clacked away at her keyboard and beamed at me.

Yes. Here we are. Samantha Keating. Could I have your passport please....”

And suddenly it was like being in a dream. My ticket was First Class and the hack from the Hereford Times was suddenly propelled into a whole new world of champagne, leg room and the kind of meal you would expect to get in a posh restaurant rather than an airplane.

A man in a suit was waiting for me at Dulles complete with cap and sign.

Welcome to Washington Miss Keating. I'm Frank and I will be your driver for your stay with us.”

The weather was biting cold but the plush leather seats were heated. We glided through streets familiar from Netflix and there was a bell boy waiting at the door of the Four Seasons. Frank told me he would be waiting right here at nine o’clock the next morning.

I decided to indulge myself and tried my best not to feel guilty about the size of the bill I clocked up. My room was borderline tasteful and the view was as panoramic as promised by the online blurb.

And of course, I couldn't resist the chance of a gloat. I cracked open a Budweiser from the mini bar and called up Wendel to give it with both barrels. He said I was a posh cow. I told him to piss off.

Frank was waiting as promised the next morning and by now the nerves in my stomach were running on all cylinders. By the time we arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue I was pretty well hyper-ventilating. Would it be like the movies? It was. A Marine complete with the squarest jaw I have ever seen checked my paperwork and called me 'Maam'. Another Marine ran some sort of sniffer gadget over every inch of our shining vehicle.

It took five minutes for us to be ticked off as non-terrorists with a bone fide appointment. Frank actually looked every bit as nervous as I was as he stuck to the 5mph speed limit with white knuckled concentration. More gleaming Marines manned the entrance as Frank leaped out to race me to open the back door.

Maam.”

Christ. Everyone was suddenly calling me 'Maam.” Weird.

Mandy was on the steps and waiting. Her power dressing put mine so far in the shade it was bloody ridiculous. Her face lit up at the sight of me.

Sam! Great to meet you. We're all so glad you're visiting with us. I'm Mandy by the way. Y'all come along with me. My, it's kinda cold, right? Let's get into the warm....”

Her honeyed tones dripped of the Deep South whilst her clothes were pure Fifth Avenue. I tried to take things in as she guided me through corridors and security checks, all the while filling the air with words of absolute welcome. I wish I could call up a clearer set of memories, but it was all too much like being in a strange dream. Before I knew it Mandy was knocking on a door and a voice from within said for us to come in.

And there he was. James Buchanan who in 2029 had become the 47th President of the United States of America.

He was leaner than on the TV. Without make up, his face matched his seventy years but when he jumped to his feet his energy was that of a fifty-year-old. Jeans. A check shirt. Leather slippers.

No power dressing from the most powerful man on the planet.

And his charm was immediate and absolute, starting with the most familiar smile in the world.

Sam. Come on in. It's OK to call you Sam I hope? Great. Well, I'm James. It's too early in the day for all that 'Mr President' crap. Here. Take a load off. Coffee? Mandy, could you chase up some coffee...."

I sat and tried to calm myself down and completely failed. I mean for Christ's sake, this was the Oval bloody office.

They tell me you're writing the story. A 'how the cards fell' sort of thing?”

Yes, Mr Preside... Umm … sorry …. James. I am."

And you're chasing down the back stories, right?”

Yes. I am. I thought it would be good to try and find out why people did what they did. If you see what I mean?"

Sure do and I am genuinely glad to help. How do you want to play it? Q and A? Notes, or would you rather record?..."

If recording is OK with you....?"

Fine by me. Whatever makes you comfortable, Sam. I know this place is kind of intimidating. Took me six months not to feel like an imposter. I still do if I'm honest.”

Mandy arrived complete with silver potted coffee and a $2000 set of teeth.

OK. Why don't I just tell you? My own words. That good for you?"

Absolutely.

And he did. It took him twenty minutes and every time I re-listen to my recording I am always impressed at how succinct he was without for a minute seeming to be.

He took me all the way back to 1980 and a small town called Boone in North Carolina. He said it was named after the David Boone, one of the legendary heroes of the old frontier. Not quite a one horse town, but close. A population of 15,000 and the peaks of the Blue Ridge Mountains all around. He was twenty years old. He was the son of the local agricultural merchant and he was determined to see a bit of the world before heading to college to learn how to become a lawyer.

Scotland was his fourth stop after Germany, Italy and Omaha Beach where his grand-daddy had managed survive against all the odds in June 1944.

A ferry to Dover. Two days in London to see all the things a wide eyed American needed to see. Then it was Euston Station and a British Rail night train all the way to Inverness. A cheap and cheerful guest house with a landlady who was the scariest person he had ever met. A night in a pub and accents all around him which were beyond his understanding. The next day it poured with rain as he wound his small hire car through a succession of one track roads, all of them headed north.

Man, it took me forever. Goddamn sheep on the roads and just a whole hell of a lot of nothing. Took me five hours and I must have gotten lost about thirty times. I guess it must have been about four o'clock when I finally found the place. Rosal. Strathnaver Valley. Way up at the top of Scotland. Ever heard of it?”

No. I hadn't heard of it. But I was beginning to guess.

It's where my folks come from. It can't have been much of a life. A couple of fields of oats. A few head of cattle. God knows how many of them sharing a hovel with their animals. A peat fire. Damp as all hell. Nothing much to eat in a bad year. But hell, it was the only life they knew I guess.”

He stopped for a moment to look out of his famous window.

Anyway. Things went to shit, if you pardon my French. The landlords were the Duke and Duchess of Sutherland. A real pair of assholes. In 1814 the Duke figured the likes of my people were pretty much economically worthless. They could barely eat, let alone pay the kind of rent the Duke and Duchess figured they were entitled to. The big bucks were to be had from sheep farming. My people were just in the way. So the big house hired themselves a lawyer called Patrick Sellar. The kind of lawyering I learned at college is all about paperwork and due process when it comes to moving on a tenant. Well, Sellar wasn't that kind of lawyer. I guess he couldn't be bothered with court orders and eviction notices. Instead, the sonofabitch turned up one day and got his henchmen to set all the houses on fire. Two hundred and fifty houses. Or crofts. Hovels. Whatever."

Again the window drew his gaze.

My people must have just stood there and watched their lives burn down to ash. A few days later Sellar burned out some more folks further down the valley. This time his guys screwed up and they lit the place up whilst the mother in law was still inside. Her daughter got her out, but she was all burned to hell. They patched the old lady up and put her in a shed. She died after five days. Sellar was arrested and tried for arson and culpable homicide. Guess what? The bastard walked. Course he walked. The Sutherlands set him up with a sheep farm and he lived happily ever after.

'My folks made their way to the coast and eventually found a ship to make it to the States. Ten of them got on the boat and only six got off in Charlestown. One way or another, they made it to Boone and found a place to carve out a new life. And a hundred and fifty years later I turned up.

'I spent about an hour there. In Rosal. Not that there was a Rosal anymore. Just a few piles of stones and about a million sheep. Here. Check it out. This is one of the pictures I took."

And there it was. A nothing special, black and white photo of a pile of stones in an empty Highland valley. It was never about to win any prizes but it caught the lonely bleakness of the place.

The picture goes where I go. It is always up there on the wall. It reminds me of where my people came from. What happened to them. What those bastards did. Before Rosal, I was as American as the Superbowl. After Rosal, I have always been part Scottish. Not a big part. Just a corner. A memory. A feeling in the bones."

And now he switched on the lighthouse smile.

So when the moment came to step up, I stepped up. Course I did. Best thing I've done since I got this job. Can we go off the record?”

Of course.” I switched off the recorder and his smile widened a notch.

When things were all in place I came back in here and took a moment. Some 'me' time, right? I poured a big glass of malt whisky and I raised a toast. Know how it went?”

I shook my head.

Patrick Sellar. Fuck you, asshole.”

He held the world famous smile for a few seconds.

Ah, shit. What the hell. Put it on the record.”


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I HAVE WRITTEN THIS STORY TO RAISE FUNDS FOR THE FOODBANK I MANAGE IN DUMFRIES, SOUTH WEST SCOTLAND. OVER THE COMING WINTER OVER 3000 PEOPLE WILL COME THROUGH OUR DOORS AND RIGHT NOW WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO HELP THEM ALL OUT. MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WILLING TO HELP US OUT BY BUNGING A COUPLE OF QUID ONTO OUR JUSTGIVING PAGE? I HOPE SO. JUST FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REST OF THE BOOK AND IF DO, PLEASE SHARE IT. MARK.





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THE LAST COLONIAL WAR

By MARK FRANKLAND

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Sunday, September 17, 2017

THE LAST COLONIAL WAR - CHAPTER ONE


THE LAST COLONIAL WAR

BY MARK FRANKLAND

'We heard the rain on the window
Like a simple waste of time.
We heard the sirens wailing
Like the world had lost its mind.

Moby

CHAPTER ONE

SAM

OK.

So I'm Sam.

I guess the first thing I need to do is to point out I am a Sam short for Samantha, not Samuel. I'm a female Sam.

Introducing myself like this isn't my idea. It feels a bit tacky to be honest, but I am not the one calling the shots. My publishers have insisted, and they are the ones who have written the nice fat cheque.

How much? Everyone is asking me how much. Well, I'm not telling. I guess it will probably leak out at some stage, but I will cross that particular bridge when I come to it. Let's just say it's more than enough for them to get to call some of the shots.

But not all of them.

They want me to take the opportunity to tell you the reader all about Sam the person. Well, I'm afraid edited highlights are all you are about to get. I have never been a person to tell the story of my life through my Facebook page and I am not about to start now.

So. The bare bones.

I was born in Edinburgh in 1998 which means I am thirty three years old as I type these words. I grew up in Scotland's capital city and I wanted for absolutely nothing. Both of my parents were lawyers. They are still lawyers. I wasn't quite born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I was close. We lived in Morningside and we lived well. Mum shopped in expensive delicatessens and dad always drove expensive cars. I have a younger brother – Martin – who arrived with us in 2004. I suppose I have always been something of a typical older sister. I was the sensible one. Martin was always the idiot. He still is. Sorry Martin.

We both went to private schools. I tended to be found at the top of the class and I aced every exam I ever sat. Martin was often as not to be found in the headmaster's office and he never bothered much with his studies. Educating the both of us cost our parents a fortune. I guess they probably feel they got their money's worth with me: not so much with Martin.

For as far back as I can remember I only ever wanted to be one thing.

A journalist.

Why? I have no idea why. I just did. Always have. Still do.
After school, I took a degree in English at Edinburgh University and emerged with first class honours, no debts, and an undiminished desire to become a hack. The only reason I got a toe hold on the bottom rung of the ladder was my parents' ability to buy me a one year internship.

Yes, I know. It stinks. Of course it stinks. I get it from Wendel every bloody day, so don't you start. Spoilt little rich girl from Morningside, right? Well, yes. That was me. Is me. Would I have made it without Daddy writing a cheque? I doubt it.

My first paid gig was as a cub reporter on the Lancashire Evening Post. I was there for five years and I pretty much hated it. I inched up from cub reporter to actual reporter and I waited for my phone to ring. Surely the Times or the Guardian would come calling?

Aye right.

When the phone eventually did ring, it was the Hereford Times and a slightly more senior role. Slightly. And that was that. I turned thirty and became wracked with self doubt and angst. Was the Hereford Times going to be as far as I was going to get? It looked like it probably was.

So there I was in my tidy little flat in Hereford living out my rather dreary little life. I covered mundane little stories and my editor was happy enough with the words I always produced well ahead of the deadline. I made a small circle of friends, none of them particularly close. I got a cat. I went to the gym. I spent my holidays at home in Edinburgh with a different set of friends.

And this was the first 31 years of my life. Privileged. Safe. Unremarkable. Pretty boring actually.

Then one night my life collided with Wendel's life and things started to get a little crazy.

And then everything went completely crazy – the crazy I will try to lay out over the next three hundred pages or so,

Right. Enough of me. More than enough.

The book.

Like I said before, I always planned on becoming a journalist but never in a million years did I ever see myself writing a book. Which kind of means I haven't got much of a clue where to start. The reason my publishers have been so generous with all those digital numbers they fired into my bank account has nothing to do with my writing talent. I have won this gig for one reason and one reason only.

I was there.

I was there all the way from the get go to the final curtain. I had a front row seat for the unfolding drama that grabbed the attention of the world and held it through the baking hot summer months of 2030. My dad said I should write a history book. Who did what and when and what did it mean? Not a chance! I might have been top of the class, but I'm nowhere near organised enough for anything like that.

So I have decided on something of a schizophrenic approach. When I describe the events I was involved in personally, I will be me. It will be I did this and I did that. When I describe stuff which happened somewhere else, I will be the dispassionate observer. You know, he did this and he did that. Maybe it will work, maybe it won't. We'll see I guess.

My publishers wanted me to start the story at the point it all started for me. You know. The moment my life went stir crazy. To be honest, we've had a few heated arguments. I dug my heels in and played my very best stroppy cow card. Maybe you won't be so very surprised to learn I am actually pretty good at this. Over privileged girl from Morningside.....? Of course I am good at stamping my feet and getting my own way. I had a pal at university who always wore a favourite T shirt when she went out on her horse on a sunny day. 'Saw it. Wanted it, Threw a tantrum, Got it.' I can feel my dad wince as he reads this. Sorry dad.

Stories like the one which gripped the world last summer don't just happen. There is always background. The tectonic plates which grind away for thousands of centuries until the moment comes for a vast earthquake to rip the ground open. And the main players who turn the tide of history don't just happen to be in the right place at the right time. There is a reason why they are there. There is always a back story. And without the back stories, the men and women who make history wouldn't have been there to make it. Is this pretentious? Probably. Well if it is pretentious, then sod it. My stubborn Caledonian mind is set on this one and I have told my publisher it is non-negotiable.

Which leaves me with the title I suppose. 'The Last Colonial War.' These are not my words. I have stolen them. The words made up the title of a long piece which appeared in 'Time' magazine a couple of months after the guns fell silent. As soon as I read the words, I knew they would become the title of my book. Because that is exactly what it was.

'The Last Colonial War.'

There will never be another. After hundreds and hundreds of years, the events of 2030 will forever be the last chapter in the story of the British Empire. And there was a kind of perfect symmetry about it. London's first Colonial Wars always involved marching their armies north into Scotland. As the years rolled by, London's redcoats fought any number of vicious little wars in every corner of the world. Old, cracked oil paintings carry the memories of these blood soaked encounters which ensured so much of the map of the world stayed red for so many years. When men with spears tried to take on men with cannons and rifles, we tended to win big. Like Ulundi. Like Ondurman. When the other guys had rifles of their own, things didn't turn out so well. Like Saratoga. Like Spion Kop. And as the great Empire withered on the vine, the punishment battalions lost the ability to punish.

After the 1956 Suez fiasco, many said there would never be another Colonial War. They were wrong of course. The British found a last hurrah on the windswept moors of the Falkland Isles.

And then the music stopped. No more African slaves. No more Indian opium. No more South African gold. No more unclaimed places to conquer and strip bare. No more Francis Drake and Walter Raleigh and Cecil Rhodes and Winston Churchill. No more buccaneers and privateers. No more East India Company. The sun finally set on the Empire it was supposed to never set on.

For a while, it semed like Britain might have found a new place in the world as a part of the EU. But when you've been a playground bully for so many hundreds of years it is hard to learn how to be a goody two shoes.

In 2016 the English spat out the dummy. They threw their Brexit tantrum and dreamed of a return to the good old days. But this time there was no Walter Raleigh. No Cecil Rhodes. No Winston Churchill. Instead everything fell apart. Scotland upped sticks and left. Then Ulster. Then Gibraltar.

And in the long hot summer of 2030 London was ready for one last desperate throw of the dice.

London was ready to launch its last Colonial War.

And I was there.

I HAVE WRITTEN THIS STORY TO RAISE FUNDS FOR THE FOODBANK I MANAGE IN DUMFRIES, SOUTH WEST SCOTLAND. OVER THE COMING WINTER OVER 3000 PEOPLE WILL COME THROUGH OUR DOORS AND RIGHT NOW WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO HELP THEM ALL OUT. MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WILLING TO HELP US OUT BY BUNGING A COUPLE OF QUID ONTO OUR JUSTGIVING PAGE? I HOPE SO. JUST FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE REST OF THE BOOK AND IF DO, PLEASE SHARE IT. MARK.

OUR JUSTGIVING FUNDRAISING PAGE

I HAVE WRITTEN MY 25TH NOVEL TO TRY TO RAISE ENOUGH FUNDS FOR FIRST BASE TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER. DESPERATE TIMES....!


This year it wasn't supposed to be like this!

This is supposed to be the year when we don't have to look forward to the coming winter with a gnawing feeling of dread. This is supposed to be the year when we have all the funding we need for the cold months to come secured and squared away. This is supposed to be the year when all we need to focus on is feeding the 4000 hungry folk who will be arriving at our door once the clocks change and the cold starts to bite.

Well, it hasn't turned out that way. So here I am again yet again; a begging bowl in my hand and a rather desperate look in my eyes. It seems the only way we will get through the winter in one piece is if you guys are willing to pick us up and carry us through.

Again.

So, what has happened? Small print mainly. Why do well paid beaurocrats always seem to want to use the small print to completely screw front line charities like First Base? Search me. I actually think we do a pretty good job, but I am kind of biased when all is said and done.

Let's go back a few months. One day I received a call from a local journalist who was interested to hear what I thought about the discovery of all the 'Anti Poverty' money.

"What Anti-Poverty money? I asked him, proving just how far my finger is from the pulse of our local Council.


The journalist gave me the bones of a rather remarkable emerging story. Dumfries and Galloway Council had discovered over two million pound's worth of Anti Poverty money down the back of the sofa. It had been gathering there for three years and now someone had pulled off the cushions and there it was. 

Well, obviously there wasn't an actual sofa. Instead, there was a nosey young Councilor who used a Public Information Request to prize out the truth. Initially, the Council leadership met the allegation with vehement denials, but soon the truth became impossible to deny.

Urm. Well. You see....

And there it was. A whopping £2 million, every penny of which was aimed at helping out poor folk in Dumfries and Galloway. 

So how did I feel about it? Pretty pissed off, that's how I felt about it. During the three years, the Council had been stashing away the cash, First Base at almost run out of money three times. All that stress and heartache and all the while there was a whole bunch of cash being squirreled away for no good reason.

So I made calls and people started making all kinds of promises and assurances. Of course, the money will be available for First Base to apply for. Of course, it will! It is Anti Poverty funding when all is said and done and we all know that is exactly what you guys do. You help out poor people

But of course getting everything in place to distribute £2 million to the front line charities who help those in most pressing need takes time. Protocols need to be put in place. Application forms need to be created. Criteria need to be listed. We were told not to worry ourselves. A happy ending was on the way. And for the first time ever, it seemed First Base could go into a winter without wondering just how the hell we were going to get through to spring.

So.

Hunky dory.

It seemed there would be no need to bother you guys with a begging bowl for once.

In the mean time, I filled in an application for some Scottish Government funding which was forty pages long and might as well have been in Mandarin for all the sense it made to me. It was called 'The Equality and Cohesion Fund'. It seemed to me we should be eligible. Equality and Cohesion? Yeah. We do that. I like to think I have a reasonable vocabulary. I've written 25 books and I have an English A level. However, my list of words didn't come close to equipping me for this beauty. I reckon I got about one word in three. Seriously, you've never seen jargon like it. Chris from the Council was my guide and translator and we managed to fill in the mighty form and send it off. Chris reckoned we had a decent chance of success. I wasn't so sure.

The rejection letter duly arrived a couple of months later and an explanatory phone call was promised. When I took the call, the guy on the other end of the line said we had fallen foul of the small print. Some minion in the Government had decided only charities who were Limited Companies could be trusted with government funds.

As in the big ones like Barnados and Shelter and McMillan and the Trussel Trust

Small fry like First Base were deemed to be too dodgy. Thanks for that, guys. I guess the minion who came up with this new bit of small print doesn't much rate all the small, community based front line charities who have done the heavy lifting for the last ten years of austerity.

For First Base to tear up our Constitution and become a Limited Company would cost us at least £5000 a year. Would it make us a safer bet for the public pound? Of course it wouldn't. Last year Kids Company proved beyond all reasonable doubt that size is no guarantee of security.

Anyway. Not to worry. There was still the back of the sofa two million to be bid for. Just wait until the autumn.....

Well it is Autumn. The leaves are on the turn and the nights are drawing in. And I have no doubt you will guess what is coming next. Oh yeah. Of course, you can.

Mark …. hi... look we're really sorry. I mean we are really, really, truly sorry....

There's small print, you see. We hadn't realised before. You know, when we told you not to worry. When we asked you to be patient and bear with us....

You see, the small print says only the Council is allowed to spend the £2 million. We're not allowed to give it to any charities......

Nice.

And how very convenient in a time of cuts. I made a bunch of calls and ran into familiar brick walls. Elected councilors were pretty outraged. Council officials explained the small print was the small print and when all is said and done, the small print is God.

And the small print declared not a penny of the back of the sofa treasure trove would be finding its way to the small, front line charities of Dumfries and Galloway who do the donkey work of helping people in dire need.

One thing in particular really got my goat. We were hoping to apply for £15,000. This is the cash we need to make it through to the end of the winter. This is the cash we are now asking you to help us with. And of course, the small print says we have to look elsewhere for the £15,000

Here is what the small print said was absolutely fine and dandy. The Council is spending £15,000 on delivering training sessions to Councillors and officials which will help them to understand why people get poor. Seriously. £15,000. They must think our local councilors have been living in some kind of Tibetan monastery for the last ten years where there is no TV. 

I asked who was going to be doing the training. I pointed out we would have been more than happy to tell our Councilors all they need to know about local poverty. After all, this is what we do. Every single day. And we would have done it free of charge, because that is also what we do.

Well, guess what? The money IS being paid to a charity. Not a two bit outfit like First Base with our peeling wall paper and freezing basement. A proper charity. A big charity. A limited company charity from the big city with central heating set to a cosy 75 degrees

Not that I mean to sound bitter or anything!

On the day I received the news about the latest small print, I answered a call from the Social Work Department in Annan.

"We're going through your food parcels really quickly. I mean REALLY quickly. We can barely keep up. Can you send us another forty five please?"


Of course, we could. And of course, we did. Because the social workers are excellent and they only hand out our food parcels to people who really need them. To people experiencing serious poverty. 

The Annan Social Work Department is a part of the Council of course. It seems there is no small print to stop them picking up the phone and asking us to send along £500 worth of goods. This winter the Council's Homeless Department and Social Work Department will hand out well over £6000 worth of our food parcels. And by hook or by crook we will make sure the food is there for them to give out. Of course, we will. It is what we do. We won't create small print to stop this happening. It would be totally unfair to the people who need emergency food and the excellent homeless officers and social workers who are doing their best to help them out.

But it sucks.

And so here we are again. Groundhog Day. I have set up a JustGiving page and this year's target is £10,000. Last year I said I would live off one of our food parcels for four days. It was ridiculous really. We actually pride ourselves on the food parcels we give out and living off one for four days was no kind of hardship. Whatever. It didn't stop you guys from being unbelievably generous.

So this year I have done something rather more demanding than eating more tinned food than usual. I am way too old for climbing Kilimanjaro or jumping out of a plane.

So have written a book. My twenty fifth. And all proceeds will go to filling our £15,000 hole.




The book is called 'The Last Colonial War'. That's it up at the top of the page. I will be publishing a chapter a day right here over the next thirty days or so. And of course at the end of each Chapter will be a link to our latest Just Giving page. Hopefully, if people enjoy the story, they will be minded to bung us a couple of quid. Alternatively, if you want to read the whole thing straight away you can buy it in the Amazon Kindle store for £4 by following this link.

So what is 'The Last Colonial War' all about. This is the blurb from the back cover. This is a digital back cover by the way: First Base certainly can't run to turning the book into a paperback!

JUNE 2030

Countries across the world are reeling with the effects of accelerating climate change. Failed harvests, raging bush fires, and widespread water rationing are bringing many nations to boiling point.
Scotland and England are headed in very different directions.

After six years of independence, Scotland has become one of the fastest growing economies in the world. As global temperatures rise, the Scots are suddenly blessed with an abundance of scarce resources.
South of the border things are very different. England has been in steep decline in the years since Brexit. Banks have fled the City of London and the Government is finding it hard to secure buyers for new issues of Government Bonds.

By 2030 things in England are becoming dire. Constant riots, failing services, and a collapsing currency have brought the country to the brink of collapse.
The English Prime Minister is backed into a corner. England is on the brink of becoming a failed State. He has to find something to turn things around before his Government is engulfed by the growing anarchy.

He needs to do something to win back the support of his people and to halt England's descent....

He looks north to England's booming neighbour and decides on a final throw of the dice....

The Last Colonial War.

This is the story of men and women in high office who call the shots. It is also the story of the men and women on the ground whose actions decide the course of the war.


'It is tempting to simply treat 'The Last Colonial War'  as an enjoyable page turner and say, oh but of course it couldn't actually happen .... but then again....."  

I guess about half of the people of Scotland will really like it. The other half? Maybe not so much! It was an interesting story to write. To picture the world in 2030 I worked on three basic premises. One, Brexit will be a complete car crash. Two, once this becomes clear, Scotland will see sense and jump the sinking UK ship. Three, in thirteen years time the impact of climate change will be really serious.

The story first started to germinate when I watched the film 'The Big Short'. Maybe you have seen it? It tells the story of the guys who saw the 2007 financial crash coming and bet the farm on their gut feeling. The main guy was called Michael Burry. Christian Bale played him in the movie. Burry bet $1.3 billion and won. Everyone said he was barking mad. What got my attention was a line right at the end of the movie. Once he banked his winnings, Michael left Scion Capital and the world's money markets. Ever since he has only invested in one thing.

Water.

He is convinced water will soon become the new oil. I reckon he is absolutely right. And guess what, Scotland has to be just about the best placed country on earth to collect water. When we add water to all of our other natural resources, the future of an Independent Scotland promises to be bright indeed. Things aren't nearly so bright south of the border where the whole system relies on the average London house continuing to be worth £500,000. Is this possible when the average London salary is £40,000? Of course, it isn't. And when the vast housing bubble bursts the whole house of cards will come down.

How will the people of England feel about their leaders when they are told to cough up £50 to see a doctor in order to balance the books? And what is the favourite ploy of desperately unpopular politicians when all else is failing.....?

1982? A jolly good war....... ?

And let's face it, London has plenty of previous when it comes to marching armies into Scotland.

You can maybe see why all of this is such tempting fare for a writer of pulp fiction. I am reasonably confident nobody will be too bored.


I hope you give it a read and I hope you enjoy it. You can go straight to Chapter One by following the link below.

THE LAST COLONIAL WAR - CHAPTER ONE


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And that's it. It is time for crossed fingers. All I can do now is watch this space and hope you guys come through for us.

Again.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

MY PRESS RELEASE FOR 'THE LAST COLONIAL WAR' AND HOW I HOPE THE BOOK WILL HELP FIRST BASE TO RAISE THE FUNDS WE NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER



PRESS RELEASE

MANAGER WRITES 25TH NOVEL TO RAISE FUNDS FOR STRUGGLING FOODBANK

Once again the First Base Agency Foodbank is facing an uncertain future. The Dumfries based charity expects to issue over 3000 emergency food parcels over the coming winter via its 23 collection points across the region.

The charity faced similar problems last winter when only enormous support from the local community enabled them to survive the winter. This year it seemed the charity could look forward to a much easier ride. Unfortunately, several very hopeful funding avenues have resulted in nothing. This has left Manager Mark Frankland angry and frustrated.

'We really didn't think we would be having to face yet another funding crisis this winter. We are not alone of course. All kinds of small front line charities who do the day to day donkey work of helping people facing poverty and destitution are in the same boat. It feels like every door which looks promising just keeps getting slammed in our face."

Frankland is particularly angry about one of the potential sources of funding which has failed to deliver.

'Last spring our local Council discovered £2 million of Anti-Poverty Funding which they had somehow managed to lose down the back of the sofa. We heard all kinds of encouraging noises. Just be patient. Wait until the Autumn. This should make a real difference to you.... Well, Autumn has arrived and now it seems they have found some small print which means the money can't go to front line charities after all. It seems the money can only be spent by the Council and it cannot be made available to the voluntary sector. We were hoping to apply for £15,000 which would have covered our funding shortfall. You can maybe imagine how we felt when we heard they will be spending £15,000 on offering training to Councillors and officials about why people are falling into poverty. Guess who is doing the training? A charity from outside of the area! It's pretty hard to take. I know lots of our local councilors and believe me, they know all about why so many people are getting so poor."

Once again First Base is hoping to raise the funds they need through an online funding campaign. To help the funding drive, Frankland has written 'The Last Colonial War'. Many of his previous novels have focused on the hardship and desperation so many First Base clients face. His new novel is rather different.

'No, this book has nothing to do with First Base. I guess it is rather commercial, to be honest. Maybe some people will find the story a little provocative. I don't mind so long as plenty of people give it a read and hopefully are minded to leave us a small donation on our JustGiving page.'

'The Last Colonial War' is set in the summer of 2030. A newly independent Scotland is booming whilst England is battling sky rocketing unemployment, vast street riots, and capital flight. A desperate English Prime Minister is becoming frantic. With his back to a wall and his country facing growing anarchy, he chooses a last throw of the dice and orders the invasion of Scotland.

'Well, it isn't like it hasn't happened before! England has plenty of previous when it comes to marching its army over the border at Gretna. And when leaders find themselves at a low ebb they often see a quick, popular war as the best way to revive their flagging fortunes.'

Frankland is publishing the story chapter by chapter on his blog page over the next month.

Anyone is more than welcome to give it a read free of charge. With luck, plenty of readers will be willing to make a donation and keep us afloat. If anyone wants to read it in one sitting, it is on sale in the Kindle Store for £4. All the profits will go to First Base of course."

Frankland is saddened by the fact First Base is once again facing such a precarious future.

'Whether politicians like it or not, Foodbanks are now a vital part of the Welfare State. They really need to stop the denial. Last year over a million Brits needed to use a Foodbank. The rest of the Welfare State received over £400 billion. Foodbanks got nothing. Foodbanks are far too important to be left to struggle like this all the time.'

Anyone wanting to read 'The Last Colonial War' can find the book at marksimonfrankland.blogspot.co.uk

The first chapter will be released on Sunday, September 17th.

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