I wasn’t at the
Liverpool Sunderland game on Saturday. Three of us share two season
tickets and it was my two sons who went to the match. On the surface of things,
the fixture was on the mundane side of inconsequential. We –
Liverpool – are a pretty miserable outfit at the moment whilst Sunderland are a perennially miserable outfit.
It was mid table against bottom of the table. It was a grey, grey day
in February. It was nothing much.
The game wasn’t
covered live on either TV or radio. Why would it be? Logically I
should have felt little regret that I hadn’t drawn this particular match out of
the hat. A five hour drive up and down a wet and windswept M6 on a
dank day in February to watch such dismal fare was hardly the most
appealing prospect. At least it shouldn’t have been.
But this wasn’t just
any run of the mill clash between twenty two mainly foreign and
universally over paid individuals. In fact, what went down on the
field of play was a side show. The main event was to be found on the
terraces among the supporters who are every now and then referred to
as Liverpool’s 12th man.
Last week our American
owners announced the prices for next season’s match tickets last
week. This is a year when the club will receive a windfall of £50
million thanks to the insane TV deal which is about to kick in. Fair
enough. Just a telephone number. Some context would be good. £50
million is half of the savings the Government is looking to make by
the heaping misery and abject poverty on hundreds of thousands of
citizens via their hated Bedroom Tax. As in serious, serious cash.
Liverpool’s annual
turnover will jump up to about £350 million next year. Assuming we
have a few cup games, the club will sell about one and a quarter
million tickets. Basically thanks to the TV money the club could give
every one of these tickets away completely free of charge and still
be over £10 million better off. Wow. Let's get real here, not so
many businesses are receiving this kind of windfall in these brutal
economic times.
What an opportunity for
our owners to choose to do the right thing. The terraced streets that
wrap themselves around Anfield are some of the most deprived in
Europe. Half of the houses have every door and window sealed off with
tin sheeting. It is the kind of place where plywood just won’t do.
Unemployment, gangs, drugs, foodbanks,. Anfield is a tough, tough
place. Over recent years Liverpool the city has managed to drag
itself out of the gutter Maggie Thatcher consigned it to all those
years ago. But it is hardly rich. It is a city where the 0.1% of
super rich citizens are either footballers or gangsters. Otherwise
jobs are scarce and the pay is crap. Once upon a time not so so very
long ago, the money collected by the Customs House on the docks
represented over 60% of the income of the whole of Britain. Those
were the days when slaves and sugar made Britain the richest country
in the world. The plunder of Empire poured in through the Albert Dock
whilst the products of the Industrial Revolution poured out in the
opposite direction.
For well over a hundred
years the docks provided tens of thousands of workers proper jobs
which eventually were properly paid. But not for so very long. Once
the workers finally achieved fair rates of pay and better working
conditions their days were numbered. The 1% hate fair pay and decent
conditions, be they in Liverpool or Detroit.
The 1980’s happened
and the majestic buildings of Pier Head suddenly looked like some
kind of a sick joke. Yosser Hughes became the face of a blighted
city. I can do that. Giz a job.
In the tough industrial
cities and towns of Britain, going the match on a Saturday afternoon
had always been one of the few affordable pleasures available to
those who grafted forty and fifty hours a week for not a lot. It
seems almost quaint now.
A few months ago I gave
evidence at the Hillsborough Enquiry. To jog my memory they dug out a letter I had
written a few days after the disaster and gave me a copy. I had
enclosed my match ticket which had never received the attentions of a
turnstile operator. I looked at it and more than anything else it was
the price that rattled my cage. Liverpool v Nottingham Forest.
Hillsborough Stadium. Saturday 15th April 1989. Kick Off
3pm. Leppings Lane Terrace.
£5
£5! For an FA Cup Semi
Final. In 1989. What would an FA Cup semi final ticket cost now?
Probably twenty times that. I did some research. To stand on the Kop
for the match in 1989 cost £3. So how did that compare in real terms
to today's obscene prices?. More research. There was no minimum wage back then, but the
average draw for 40 hours of unskilled work was £8000 a year. So £4
an hour.
In 1989, three quarters
of an hour’s worth of minimum wage work was enough to get you into
Anfield to watch the match. Now our American owners are proposing a
top ticket price of £77 to see the game – 11 hours of minimum wage
work. To watch from the Kop you get to pay the bargain basement price
of £45 – six and a half hour’s worth of minimum wage work. This
is a horrible nine times more than 1989. Oh the joys of big money
American ownership.
This got me to checking
out other areas of 1989 life which were more affordable than they are
today. In those days I was a minimum wager myself as we struggled to
get an infant business into young adulthood. My £8000 salary made me
eligible for a mortgage of £28,000. This was more than enough for me
to buy a Lancaster two up and two down for £22,000 – the deposit
was £1000. The repayments came in at £120 a month – 30 hours
worth of minimum wage work. A 2016 version of me on minimum wage
would qualify for a mortgage of £50,000. This would be no great use
as according to Google my old gaff would now set me back £180,000
and require a deposit of north of £30,000.
Back in 89, an hour’s
work would be enough for five pints in the pub, two cinema tickets
and ten litres of fuel. Now an hour’s graft gets you a couple of
pints, one cinema ticket and seven litres of fuel. These things are
dearer than they were in 89, but nothing approaching the 900% real
terms increase in the cost of watching football from the Kop.
No wonder life has
become such a bleak grind for so many. A life of spending most of
your money paying the rent and keeping the lights on. A life of going
out once in a blue moon. A closed down life of work, endless TV and
not a lot else.
When Maggie Thatcher
gritted her teeth and declared war on the industrial heartlands, the
city of Liverpool took on the role of Tora Bora. It was the city of
Liverpool who fought the Iron Maiden the longest and the hardest.
We lost of course. She
won. But for a while we gave her a run for her money. The Tory
Government met the resistance of the city with the same kind of
implacable fury the Waffen SS used to put down the Warsaw Uprising
forty years earlier. OK. Not quite that! By the end of the 80's
Liverpool seemed well on the way to becoming a British version of the
kind of post industrial nightmare Detroit is now.
I guess the good folk
of Detroit never had the same kind of instinctive unity that the
Scouse nation has always been able to rely on. The city somehow
managed to stay on its feet and against all sensible odds it has
re-invented itself as one of Europe's most popular weekend
destinations.
All of this meandering
around my formative years brings me very belatedly to the point. On
Saturday afternoon the Kop decided that taking it on the chin wasn't
their preferred option. They announced to the world they were making
the figure 77 iconic. As in the eye watering £77 ticket. A mass
walkout was planned for the 77th minute. A die was cast
and I suddenly wished I was making that rainy soaked drive down the
M6. How bloody crazy is that? I wanted to go to the match to get the
chance to walk out early. Whoever said that being a football supporter is any kind of sane pastime.
As the moment of truth
drew nearer I was nervous as hell. For two days the chatter of the
football world had been all about how many would vote with their
feet. And lots of people were anxious. The general feeling was that
if the Liverpool fans failed to step up to the plate, then the
'People's Game' was probably lost forever. For sixty five minutes the
stadium was eerily quiet. Instead of the usual array of colour, the
Kop waved giant black flags. Usually the Kop waits until the dying
moments of the match to sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'. Not this
time. All of a sudden the noise levels shot up in the 75th
minute as the scarves were raised high. Then Gerry Marsden's 60's
anthem was replaced by a roar of anger.
“Enough is enough,
enough is enough, you greedy bastards, enough is enough....”
And 15,000 Scousers got
up from their seats and walked out. Thank Christ. So. Still some life
in the old dog yet. How the owners must have hated it in their Boston
ivory towers on the far side of the grey Atlantic. Goddamn
sonofabitches! This isn't how this franchise is supposed to play
out! Well guys.... tough. You had your Tea Party way back in 1773.
Looks like it's time for us to have ours. And guess what, we don't
like getting ripped off any more than you did. I think you are about
to discover you have picked a troublesome enemy. Will we win? Who
knows. It would be nice if people power could find a way to give the
1% a couple of black eyes and a cracked rib. Because this isn't just
about football. It's about just about everything. It's about the
bloody, sodding 1% ripping us off and then ripping us off some more.
“Enough is enough,
enough is enough, you greedy bastards, enough is enough....”
As I write this, the
news is so far so good. The walkout has generated a huge amount of press
and I have yet to read a single word of support for the Bostonian
price hike. In the eyes of the world, they are the bad guys. Well,
Yippee Kay Yay. They are hiding of course. They always do. No doubt
they are hoping like hell that if they keep their heads down it will
all go away. I doubt it. We have the taste of blood on our lips. This
one has the chance to run and run. Well bring it on. It's about time.
Maybe we might even get to win this time. Just for once. They will clutch at
the straw of the memory of Maggie and try to follow in her ferocious
footsteps. Well, I'll paraphrase a quote from an American Vice
Presidential Debate.
“You compare yourself
to Maggie Thatcher? Well I knew Maggie Thatcher. Maggie Thatcher was
an enemy of mine. You're no Maggie Thatcher.”
Anyway. It's time I
come clean and own up to the fact that I have some skin in this game.
A couple of years ago a released a short book called 'King Kenny's
Revolution'. It tells the fictional tale of a fans revolt against a
set of fictional American owners of Liverpool Football Club. In the
wake of the events of the weekend, it seems the right and proper
thing to do is to put it into the Amazon free section. So if you
fancy a read, to can download yourself the book by clicking this link. Unlike watching the match it is entirely free at the point of use.
http://goo.gl/ImoZlG
http://goo.gl/ImoZlG
I hope you enjoy it. Please pass the link around.